Some old lady ran into me today. Now my right taillight isn’t working. Siiiiiigggghhhhhh
listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it
I had carrots and cherries and a peach and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch. And I’m on my fourth tumbler full of water. Whoop whoop!
I don’t know if I feel more nerdy or more awesome (not that I can’t be both) that I’ve finished the first three Harry Potter books, and have gotten a third of the way through the fourth, all within this month. (I might feel more awesome.)
What a good summer!
— Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons (via scrlett)
WHERE’S THAT GIF OF THE JUDGE BANGING THE GAVEL AND GOING OOOOOOOOOOH
So I just finished reading The Prisoner of Azkaban and I maaaay have cried a little when Sirius gave Harry the permission slip to go to Hogsmede. I’m slightly hormonal, but still.. It was just so nice :’)
my pet peeve is when someone ignores you
like if we have a problem then let’s fucking address it