DINNER TIME IS SIX, DAMNIT
it kind of drives me nuts how unrealistic it is :(
I just need to spend a day naked in bed with someone watching movies and playing video games and eating fatty foods and having sex two or nine times
if i had a dollar for every time i rolled my eyes at the stupid things people say i wouldve made my first billion by age 2
knock knock. who’s there? it’s me again.. still wondering why you’re not naked.
basketballs smell gross
go to hell??
why are you defending the smell of a ball