95% of the time i forget this is zooey deschanel
FUCKING HELL IS IT?!
have you ever looked at your gf/bf and thought
how did i get so lucky
we live in a world where the pizza arrives faster than the police
Well the pizza driver faces consequences when their job isn’t done right.
Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me