Some old lady ran into me today. Now my right taillight isn’t working. Siiiiiigggghhhhhh

capitalistpropaganda:

listen, son. if there was really a monster in your closet this would be a huge new discovery. honestly you getting mauled would be pretty insignificant in the grand scheme of things if you think about it

ugly:

do u ever see a dog and ur like wow i want that dog

(Source: ugly)

So much healthy food today!

I had carrots and cherries and a peach and a peanut butter and jelly sandwich for lunch. And I’m on my fourth tumbler full of water. Whoop whoop!

I don’t know if I feel more nerdy or more awesome (not that I can’t be both) that I’ve finished the first three Harry Potter books, and have gotten a third of the way through the fourth, all within this month. (I might feel more awesome.)

What a good summer!

Cunt again? It was odd how men … used that word to demean women when it was the only part of a woman they valued.

 sheriff-swan:

— Asha Greyjoy, A Dance With Dragons   (via scrlett)

WHERE’S THAT GIF OF THE JUDGE BANGING THE GAVEL AND GOING OOOOOOOOOOH

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(via aryousavvy)

(Source: neolution)

So I just finished reading The Prisoner of Azkaban and I maaaay have cried a little when Sirius gave Harry the permission slip to go to Hogsmede. I’m slightly hormonal, but still.. It was just so nice :’)

unsparks:

my pet peeve is when someone ignores you

like if we have a problem then let’s fucking address it


(Source: mysimpsonsblogisgreaterthanyours)